|I have a horn and I'm not afraid to use it|
Okay, I'll admit it...I'm a honker. While I consider myself to be a very considerate driver, if you break the rules and cause harm to everyone else, I'll give you a honk!
The school drop off is the worst. Parking on the very corner of the street, blocking all other traffic because you can't be bothered parking further away and your kid might get wet, entitles me to give you a honk. Get him/her an umbrella!
Walking in the middle of the road because you don't want to get your tootsies wet on the footpath, warrants a honk - yes, lady, you're right, I am a bitch, so watch out. It's been raining for three days solid, wear some boots!
Sitting in the school two minute zone for TEN minutes, waiting for your kid who isn't there, stopping all other incoming traffic, justifies a honk - what, you think you're more important than everyone else? Do the block.
Yes, I'm honkers and as long as people continue to be inconsiderate on the roads, I will continue to be. HONK, HONK!